Tip of the Week: “The Shower Head Cold Shoulder”
If your once glorious morning shower now feels like a passive-aggressive drizzle, your shower head may be clogged with mineral buildup.
Here’s how to patch things up:
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Remove the head and soak it in vinegar overnight (or attach a vinegar-filled bag around it)
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Scrub it with an old toothbrush (your ex’s, if you’re still bitter)
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Reinstall, crank the heat, and bask in the redemption arc
Bonus: Your scalp will thank you.
May Special: Water Heater Flushes - Just $89!
Sediment builds up like bad reality TV slowly, then all at once.
A good flush can:
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Heat water faster
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Extend your unit’s life
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Lower your energy bill
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Prevent your morning shower from feeling emotionally damaging
Call now to grab one of our May slots - only $89!
It’s the best deal we’ve run this year.
Maintenance Minute: Sprinkler Warfare
If your sprinklers are:
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Spraying the fence instead of the lawn
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Flooding the neighbor’s cat
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Or refusing to rotate like they’re unionizing…
It’s time for a tune-up:
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Clean the nozzles
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Adjust the spray angle
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Replace broken heads
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Check for underground leaks (that brown patch? It’s trying to tell you something)
One Call = backyard hero status.
New Service Spotlight:
We now install reverse osmosis systems and whole home water filters.
Your water should taste like water not metal, minerals, or mystery.
Special pricing for the first 19 customers who book.
Reply to this email or call 480-663-2255 to claim your spot.
Leaky Laugh of the Week:
Why did the plumber get promoted?
He rose to the surface under pressure.
Weird Thing We Found This Week:
We removed a hose bib cover and found a tiny handwritten note inside that just said:
“Don’t trust Greg.”
We don’t know who Greg is. But we’re watching him.
One Call Corner
Sprinklers, shower heads, mystery notes, haunted water heaters - we do it all.
Because when weird plumbing problems strike… One Call is all it takes.
Thanks for reading. Same time next week? We’ll bring the puns. You bring the plumbing problems.
- The One Call Plumbing Team
480-663-2255 | azplumbers.com