Flushin’ Friday:
Water Heater Feeling Moody?
Your Weekly Dose of Plumbing, Puns & Pipe Dreams
Hey there,
Welcome to Flushin’ Friday, the one email that’s safe to open on the toilet. Whether you’re here for the laughs, the deals, or the tips that save your weekend - we’re glad you made it.
Tip of the Week: “Hairy Situations”
That slow-draining shower isn’t haunted - it’s just full of shampoo, soap scum, and enough hair to knit a sweater.
Do this: Pick up a $2 drain screen. Save $200 on a future clog. It’s basically a security guard for your pipes.
Water Heater Maintenance Tip:
If your morning shower feels like an arctic plunge, your water heater might be begging for attention.
Try this:
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Drain a few gallons from the tank every 6 months to flush out sediment buildup.
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Check the pressure relief valve to make sure it’s not stuck.
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If it’s over 8 years old and sounding like a popcorn machine… it may be time for a new one.
THIS MONTH ONLY: Water Heater Flushes are just $89
That’s right - schedule your flush in May and we’ll help your water heater last longer, heat faster, and work better for less than the cost of a dinner date.
Why flush your heater?
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Clears out gunk and sediment
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Restores heating efficiency
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Helps avoid early breakdowns
Slots are limited - book yours now before May fills up.
BIG NEWS: Water Treatment Systems Are Here!
We’re now selling and installing Reverse Osmosis systems and Whole Home Water Filters - so your tap water doesn’t taste like a rusty coin.
Special pricing for the first 50 callers - don’t wait ‘til your coffee tastes like pool water.
Call 480-663-2255 or reply to this email to get on the list.
Just need yours serviced? We do that as well!
Leaky Laugh of the Week:
What do you call a plumber who fixes showers on the side?
A tap dancer.
Weird Thing We Found This Week:
A plastic dinosaur. In a toilet. Half-flushed. Jurassic Park: Bathroom Edition.
Send us your weirdest clog story. If we feature it, your next drain cleaning is on us.
One Call Corner:
Strange smells? Gurgling drains? Faucet making passive-aggressive noises? We’ve seen it all.
Thanks for reading. Same time next week? We’ll bring the puns. You bring the plumbing problems.
- The One Call Plumbing Team
480-663-2255 | azplumbers.com